So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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