Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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