Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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