i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Randomize
