you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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