But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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