I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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