Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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