Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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