It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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