He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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