chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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