You're completely useless in the revolution.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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