if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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