butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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