Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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