note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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