i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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