you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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