the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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