she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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