It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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