At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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