Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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