My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
