shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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