she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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