of course. lets lasso hookers.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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