He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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