OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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