But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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