Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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