Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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