Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
His hands were made for my vagina.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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