it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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