your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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