She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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