we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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