Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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