Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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