Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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