have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Such a big mess for such a small penis
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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