yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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