my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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