As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I understand Curling. That high.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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