did you get engaged???
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Two words: blizzard sex
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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