Dual....:-)
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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