There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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