This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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