I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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