the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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