ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
