Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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