bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You've changed since you got that strap on
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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