Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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