he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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