We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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