Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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