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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
